Masters Patron Shouts Comical Post-Shot Liner That Will Most Likely See Him Permanently Banned From Augusta

During Saturday's action, on the 17th hole to be exact, one patron shouted a one-liner as glorious as he could, and I can't lie, he succeeded.

Traitor! Texas Governor Greg Abbot Does The Unthinkable - And He's Even a Republican!
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I Would NOT Touch THIS in HOSPITAL
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