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Friday, February 6, 2026
Ski Jumpers Are Reportedly Juicing Their Penises For Bigger Jumps
Winter Olympics anti-doping bosses said they’ll look into claims that male ski jumpers are injecting their penises with acid to game ski-suit measurements.
North Dakota Road Trip? - DTNS MAILBAG
- The Rising Popularity of Connections: A Deep Dive into the Trending Word Game - Bertha Stephens
- Elizabeth Smart’s Father Addresses Nancy Guthrie’s Disappearance - Leena Nasir
- Trump Calls Out Davos Elites as the “Green New Scam” Finally Unravels - Diana Zapata
- Lisa Kudrow Pleads With New Warner Bros. Owner To Not “Change A Thing” After Filming ‘Friends’, ‘The Comeback’ On Lot - Glenn Garner
- Senate Democrats Threaten to Block DHS Funding Bill After Minneapolis Border Patrol Shooting - Diana Zapata
- Global Salon: Cybercrime In The Age Of AI - Anthony Noto
Legal Eagle Goes FULL PROPAGANDIST
- Streaming service Crunchyroll raises prices weeks after killing its free tier - Scharon Harding
- How to watch the Opening Ceremony at the 2026 Milan Cortina Winter Olympics - Liz Kocan
- Google versus OpenAI: Unraveling the Intricacies of AI Giants - Michael Terry
- Maryland Man Facing Attempted Murder Charges After Showing Up At Russ Vought’s House - Jack Cowhick
- Every 90s Kid's Favorite Comedy Is Now On Netflix - Jonathan Klotz
- Get two years of access to Proton VPN for 70 percent off right now - Georgie Peru
